Jimmy Carter Can Die Any Time Now...

Jimmy Carter was looking forward to voting for Kamala Harris? I read that somewhere. I assume he did vote for Harris. Harris lost and Carter can go to the grave knowing the terrible candidate he supported will not be president. Instead Donald Trump will be returning to the White House to begin his second term. Of three.

Soon Amerikkka will be great again and the 2nd worst president ever Carter won't get his wish for Kamala to replace the 1st worst president ever, Joe Biden. Maybe Kamala's loss will cause him such distress that he will finally die? LOL! One can hope. Even though his wife bit it and he's still here.

I Eat My Own Poop 9/11/2018 7:24 pm

I found this post from 9/11/2018 in my draft folder. Why did I never publish it? I don't know. Reading it over now, I can truly say this is something I am quite proud of, so I'll publish it now.

This is an orginal Mystere poem for you to read and enjoy.

Doop-de-doop, I eat my own poop.
I admit this truth to throw you for a loop.
Not just my own poop, but dog turds too.
When it comes to these tasty treats, I can't get too few.
My name is Mystere, I have to admit.
Because of my obsession, my breath smells like shit.
I visit the dog park and rummage through the trash.
I'm looking for neatly wrapped snacks for which I'd pay cash.
My doctor can't understand how it is that I have worms.
I just shrug my shoulders and say "that's how the world turns".
I almost forgot to mention that I also huff farts.

These perverts call themselves Minor Attractive Persons (MAPs). I have a liberal blog enemy named Dervish Sanders who accuses all Conservatives of being perverts attracted to minors, animals and other sick things. He has some buddies who stick up for him: Rational Nation USA who has 2 blog sites: The Swash Zone and Rational Nation USA. Another accomplice is Irl Hudnutt who has a hate site which I won't mention here. Hudnutt loves to attack Christian talk show hosts in the Detroit Michigan area on his hate blog site. When I exposed Dervish's perversions on some of my Wordpress sites, he and Irl Hudnutt falsely accused me of hacking into Dervish's Gravatar & Wordpress accounts, causing my Wordpress blogs to be shut down and destroyed. Sanders and his blog boyfriend Hudnutt are fixated on attacking me and a Conservative lady blogger named Lisa on his hate blog site Whoz Yo Mama. Lisa has a blog site Who's Your Daddy which Sanders trolls with his other blog boyfriend Rational Nation USA. Sanders is an example of a vile liberal who defends immorality while claiming to be a "Christian". 6 years ago.

"I Heart White Gravy" Has Been Reinstated !

The G00gle sh!ts have seen the light and determined (after carefully vetting every post) that my blog "I Heart White Gravy" deserves to be reinstated. After being locked for several months, I was recently notified that this very fine blog is now back online! Hurray!

But, where is your apology, G00gle? And why are all the hat3 blogs of that a-h0le Derv!sh Sanders still online? I instructed my friend that works at G00gle (not a sh!t) to make sure that ALL of Ichabod Derpwood's blogs be removed ASAP. My friend who works at G00gle was able to get several of Depwood's blogs taken down, but then several got reinstated.

This despite the fact that Derpwood's blogs are filled to overflowing with HAT3 for the greatest president ever, Donald Trump. Well, I suppose it does not matter. I fact I like it that Derpwood got his blogs back. His hat3 blogs will be used as state's evidence when Derpwood's trial for inciting hat3 against Donald Trump gets underway.

I would not be surprised to find that the Trump assa$sin Crooks was a reader of Derpwood's blog "Whoz Yo Mamala" and was inspired to act to murd3r Donald Trump after being incited by reading Derpwood's hat3. I predict that Derpwood will go to federal prison for his role in inciting violence against our former (and next) president, Donald Trump.

Or he could be sent to Gitmo and executed for treason. Given that spreading hat3 against America's greatest president is SURELY an act of treason.

Meanwhile, another of my blogs, "Cleveland Foxturds" remains l0cked. I created "Cleveland Foxturds" as a replacement for "I Heart White Gravy" after that blog was locked. Now Cleveland Foxturds is locked? WTF? BTW, this is "Cleveland Foxturds 2". I created this blog after the original "Cleveland Foxturds" was locked.

I did this by creating "Cleveland Foxturds 2" and then re-publishing all the content I had created on Cleveland Foxturds to my new blog. I didn't lose anything as a result of Derpwood's continuing attacks and attemps to get my blogs taken down. Suck it, Derpwood!

Cleveland Foxturds Is Under Attack !

I just discovered that this blog is under attack! How do I know? I tried to bring it up on my phone and found that, instead of my blog, there was a page that said "this blog has been removed".

Luckily I had everything backed up so was able to restore what I had lost pretty quickly. I learned my lesson the last time this happened. My "I Heart White Gravy" blog was wiped out after that a-hole Dervish Sanders reported it to Blogger for a TOS infraction.

Of course the allegation that I'm guilty of a TOS violation is completely absurd true. I have never in my life violated ANY blogging platform's TOS. Except for the time I faked comments from Dervish Sanders on my Wordpress blog. Derpwood reported me to Wordpress and got my blog wiped out. And I think he must have reported other blogs of mine for phony baloney genuine TOS infractions.

It was him or Irl Hudnutt. But I got my revenge when I fake reported him to G00gle and had several of his blogs taken down. LOL! That will teach him to mess with me. After I messed with him. But that is no excuse, Ichabod Derpwood!

While The Iron Is Hot...

As soon as Donald Trump is reinstalled and reinaugurated as US President and has appointed his attorney general he must instruct that person (Ken Paxton?) to wipe out the Democrat party. But he MUST act quickly. AG Paxton, at the direction of President Trump, needs to arrest every DemonRat in the United States (and outside the United States) and charge them ALL with treason. Additionally, everyone arrested in the January 6th fake "insurrection" must freed immediately and given pardons for all "crimes" comitted. No excuses or delays.

Time To Prepare For Election Warfare!

It's time to prepare for the bigly fight coming our way. We should not underestimate the cheating tactics Democraps will pull off to steal the election. I just got something on my blog feed that will make everyone's blood boil. Dervish Sanders has been posting memes on the internet, insulting the best President ever in all of history, Donald Trump.

This is an outrage! Dervish Sanders put these up on his hate blogs and social media sites. We need to get his hate sites and all his social media sites taken down permanently!

President Trump Will Send The Corrupt Beaner Judge Juan To Gitmo When He Returns To The White House

Raise your hand if you agree with Senator @JDVance1, who just today said Judge Juan Merchan is a corrupt individual who should face prosecution for conspiracy to "willfully deprive a person of right or privilege protected by the Constitution of the United States." 🙋‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/X0eAfEliN4

— LivePDDave 🇺🇸 (@LivePDDave1) May 29, 2024

He will face a military tribunal, be convicted of being a traitor, put to death and then tossed into Fire Lake where he will burn for eternity. The Prophets have spoken. God punishes those who mess with his Chosen One.