Mystere's Farting Safari!

Farting Safari
Let's go fartin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with Mystere
Late in the evening we'll be startin' out
Some gassy greasers will be coming along
We're loading up the pinky toot toot With our beans inside
And headin' out singing our song
Come on baby wait and see
Yes I'm gonna take you fartin' with me
Come along baby wait and see
Yes I'm gonna take you fartin' with me
Let's go fartin' now
Mystere will show you how
Come on and safari with me
At Orange County and malibu
They're shooting the outhouse
At rincon they're taking dumps
We're going on safari to the outhouse this year
So if you're coming get ready to go
Come on baby wait and see
Yes I'm gonna take you fartin' with me
Let's go fartin' now
Mystere will show you how
Come on and safari with me
They're blowing toots in laguna in Cerro Azul
They're kicking out in dohini too
I tell you farting's a mighty wind
It's getting bigger every day
From Hawaii to the shores of Peru
Come on baby wait and see
Yes I'm gonna take you fartin' with me
Come along baby wait and see (fartin' safari)
Yes I'm gonna take you fartin' with me
Let's go fartin' now
Mystere will show you how
Come on and safari with me
(Come on and safari with)
With me
fartin' safari
fartin' safari
fartin' safari
fartin' safari...



Note: I originally published this post on my blog at the URL iheartwhitegravy.blogspot.com, but that blog got taken down after Assface falsely reported it for a bogus T0S infraction. Luckily I had it backed up and can therefore republish it here, on my new blog. I changed the date to match the date I originally published it at my Wh!te Gr@vy blog.