A Sad Anniversary For Mein Füher, Ad0lf Hit!er. April 30, 1945

Ad0lf Hit!er, chancellor and dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945, committed suicide via a gunshot to the head on April 30, 1945. This great man took his own life in the Führerbunker in Berlin after it became clear that Germany would lose the Battle of Berlin, which led to the end of World War II in Europe.

Truly this was a sad day for Germany and for the world!

Future dictator of America, Donald Trump, will not suffer the same fate. He will be democratically elected and return to the White House next year.

After that the USA will transition to a dictatorship, the greatest form of government the world has ever know! Provided the right person is in charge.

Make Amerikkka Great Again! Deport all Beaners and T0wel Heads!

Heil God's Chosen leader (for Germany at the time) Ad0lf Hitler! Heil God's Chosen Leader (for America), Donald Trump!

btw, if Joe Bidet is somehow "re-elected" (via cheating) I think he is the one who will suffer a gunshot wound to the head!

After which he will take his permanent retirement. The prophets say that soon Satan will be calling Joe Bidet home.

Bigly Blog Problems

Apparently my Wh!te Gr@vy (completely not fake) Mystere blog got wiped out by G00gle a few days ago as a result of me posting some dirty p0rnographic photos of myself engaging in butt sex with Eric Trump? Or the reason could be that I posted images of myself having sloppy seconds off Donald Trump's butt crack? That could be what got me into heat with Google? Screencaps are forever. I hope nobody has any. In any case, I'm definitely not going to post those photos again. People might see my end0 pimples. That would be bigly embarassing.



Above is a sexy pic of Donald Trump's end0 that makes me extremely h0rny. btw, I have only ever had end0 sex with Eric Trump or had sloppy seconds off Donald Trump's butt crack in my fantasies. Although I did post some drawings I made of what such encounters might look like. And that might explain why my Wh!te gravy blog was taken down. I really can't say. G00gle did warn me about "adult content", but I'm not really that good an artist, so I don't know if those drawings were what they objected to or not.

Maybe it was the pics I posted of Donald Trump taking a shower? But that same pic is on my Donkey's Revenge blog. Maybe I should delete it to prevent TDR from being wiped out as well?

I Love Cat Turd!

I Was Ticketed For Taking A Bigly Dump In Public!

I ripped a bigly fart and pooped my pants in public recently. The Cypress Police department had the nerve to issue a desktop ticket for me to appear in court for an environmental violation! FOR WHAT??? I only had an accident in my pants while walking up Garden Grove Blvd to visit the Frat House Bar and Nite Club. I can't help it if I had a bigly dump by accident.

My vibrator, which had been stuck up my endo, shot out like a speedy bullet when I ripped the bigly fart. Soon afterwards, my endo erupted with a bigly load of orange turds shooting out, onto the sidewalk on Garden Grove Blvd.

It feels sooooooooo good to rant about this! I feel bigly thrills up my L'eggs right now. Well, I gotta go. Flarpy Blunderguff wants to meet with me at the Frat House, and have a bang up time. My boingly boing boing is getting bent right now.

I Feel Bigly H0rny

This is my other account, the one I use to post my queertarded secrets then blame DeЯvish SandeЯs. On this blog I can confess my bigly urges and hide them from everyone else.

My first bigly bro sex experience was with a Black man with a bigly schlong up my big fat juicy booty hole. I got a hugely super tingle up my loins. But I felt so guilty for having a bigly sensation that made me super moist.

Oh how I miss my big Black bro's bigly boing-boing shoved up my moist tight bunghole! I must have been deeply in love with my big Black bro. But I got super jealous when my big Black bro knocked up my sissy, and fathered her bastard little boy. I thought for sure my big Black bro only wanted to boing-boing my superly bootilicious tight toot toot. My sissy got stuck raising a half breed bastard mutt after he took off.

Maybe that's why I like wearing my Donald Trump thong backless men's panties at the queer men's bathhouse in downtown Cypress CA. I twerk my juicy bootilicious toot toot in front of my half breed mongrel nephew in hopes he'll let me give him a rusty trombone, like his n*¿¿€ฯ mac daddy used to.

In the meantime, I make do with white gr@vy and getting stinkf@ces from sweaty white fat twinks and fat old white bears. But there is an old orange bear who is a dead ringer for my favorite god who will be returning to the white house soon. And his name is also Donald. Donald has lost control over his bowel movements, and sometimes passes moist juicy ones in my face when he lets one rip, while he twerks on my face :)

For the record, none of this means I am a queert@rd. I am a totally straight dude who sometimes sins, as we all do.

My 0riginal Bl0g Got Taken D0wn!

Assface DeЯvish went after my original I HeaЯt Wh!te Gr@vy blog and made sure it got wiped out, just like he did with my Donkey's Liberal Heel Kick blog. I made to ₱00₱€‽ my jock strap and queer thong panties when ¡ $∆w my blogs removed over fake charges.

Assf@ce DeЯvish is going to regret going after my blogs when he least expects it. I will not stop until Assf@ce DeЯvish is taken out and wiped off the face of this earth!

Ich spüre ein Kribbeln in meinem dicken Arsch. Riesiger schwarzer Coq fühlt sich sensationell an meinen dicken Arsch.


I feel a tingling sensation in my big @ss. Huge b!@ck c0q feels sensational on my big @ss.